Monday, February 20, 2006

I'm In The Money!

Wow! Check out this email I just received...I'm gunna be rich!

DEAR FRIEND,

My name is MARK SMITH,I am the regional manager of the International Commercial Bank of Ghana Takoradi in the Western region of Ghana.I got your information during mysearch through the Internet.I am 44years of age and married with three lovely kids.It may interest you to hear that i am a man of PEACE and don't want problem,I only hope we can assist each other.If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it as i will not contact you again. I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us,as the regional manager of the International Commercial Bank,it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each year.On the course of the last year 2005 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which i am the manager made [3.6million USdollars] which my head office are not aware of and will never be awareof.I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.As an officer of the bank i can not be directly connected to this money, so this is the reason why i am contacting you for us to work so that you can assist in receiving thismoney into your bank account for us to SHARE.While you will have 30% of the total fund .Note. there are practically no risk involved,it will be bank to bank transfer,all i need from you is to stand CLAIM as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.If you accept this offer to work with me,i will appreciate it very much.As soon as i receive your response i will details you on how we can achieve it successfully.
Best regards,
MARK SMITH

Can you believe my luck?! This is amazing! And there is practically NO risk. I simply give a complete stranger my bank account number so they can make a direct deposit! I have complete faith in the honesty of this stranger from Ghana. Why wouldn't I, he's married with 3 lovely kids! Whoever said you should be leary of the internet and fraudulent emails, obviously never got one like this or like me, they would be laughing all the way to the bank! My next blog entry will be from the glorious Mediterranean seas, where I will be taking Jeff with our new found fortune.

Oh glorious day!

7 comments:

Yer Daddy said...

well dammit.. since I wasn't invited I called....
International Commercial Bank Ltd.
P.O. Box 20057
Accra
Tel: 233-21-666190/663429/665779/669572
Fax: 233-21-668221>
And ratted on Mr Smith :-)~^~^~^~^

Missy said...

LOL...that is too funny. I don't know how you get so lucky!!!

Anonymous said...

What about your dear old MIL. I wanna go too

Anonymous said...

I get those stupid emails. One of them says "Send me $1000 and I will send you $5000. Whatever!

When you get your check I want to gut my kitchen and redo it so I will let you know how much that will be.

LOL

Susanne

karen said...

There really should be more men of PEACE out there who are selflessly willing to steal millions of dollars and share it with a stranger. I'll take one, too, please! HA! Too funny, D!

marah said...

OMG....
too funny. How did you get picked for this fabulous fortune!?!.

BTW i just found your blog(yeah) i am so excited to *see you*.

Dream said...

Funny, I got the exact same email, only it was from a Mr. Jude E. Martins. Do you think they know each other? 0_0