Friday, February 10, 2006

WARNING!

THIS ENTRY CONTAINS ADULT SUBJECT MATTER THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR MINORS OR PRUDES.

The other day Jeff and I were driving over to my inlaws and were stopped at a red light when a commercial for "Better Sex" came on the radio. The female announcer started describing the product.

"Improve you marriage with this unique product. Better Sex is compiled with educational videos to help..."

This is where I jokingly perked up. "Oh, videos. This sounds interesting!"

"Sounds like porn." mumbled my pessimistic husband.

As she furthered her description, I followed along with oohs and aahs, nods, and excited glances at Jeff. He pretty much just sat pretending to ignore me.

That's when this offer got really good.

"If you call within the next ten minutes," enticed the woman. "we will include a free Erotic Positions Guide."

"OH!" I squealed excitedly, only to quickly be interrupted by Jeff.

"NOOoooo." He started. "She didn't say ARTHRITIC positions Guide. She said Erotic Positions Guide!"

This unexpected comeback made me laugh so hard I was crying! Truth is, he's right, I would get much more use out of an Arthritic Positions Guide anyway....sigh. Regardless it still makes me chuckle.

In other news...

To all you bloggers who are linked on this page, I apologies for not keeping up on your blogs. I assure you that today I will be reading and catching up with everyone, hopefully not getting this far behind again!

2 comments:

sharyn (torm) said...

Roflmbo!! You are way too funny!!! I'm a little stunned that your hubby didn't jump at the possiblity of learning new positions, but hahaha, still funny! ;)

karen said...

Oooh! Tell that hubby of yours that his comedic timing is PERFECT! You should totally order that guide just for the blog snarking material! Think of the possibilities, girl! heh.