Wiiiitchaaa!

That's the sound of me crackin' my own whip. Doesn't seem to be working on me so maybe I need someone else to crack it! LOL.

I am suddenly loaded with MANY projects that are due by the end of the month so I really need to get crackin'! Been feeling so blah the past two weeks. Low energy etc... it's driving me nuts.

But on to something that makes me laugh, in a twisted, possibly offensive way.

My trip to Kansas was the first time flying America West and apparently different airlines have different cartoon emergency cards. As I was looking it over, and I need to add the Jessie found this quite amusing too, we saw this:



Now if you looked at that and didn't see anything amusing, that is probably a decent and respectful thing. Myself, well I immediately saw this:



I understand the need to show this, I myself need to shed a few pounds, but why does she have to be alone, and frumpy. Come on, a scrunchy in her hair, those went out of style years ago. Sure in the privacy of your own home, maybe. Poor thing. She's over weight, she's alone and out of style. Ah, stick her in the back row were the other passengers won't be bothered by her. Everyone else, happily traveling with family and lovers, but not Helga in the back row. I'm sure she's silently weeping, not because the plane is about to crash but because she's going alone and no one really cares. I care Helga, I care.

Wiiitchaaa!

Oops gotta go!